'Special ED' Calls somebody saying ' I GOT MAIL' Hilarious subscribe, rate and comment thanks for watching. Created by Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla and Daniel Kellison, Crank Yankers makes all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid. 0 (0 votes) Crank Yankers Season 7 is yet to be announced by Comedy Central Current Show Status. Crank Yankers Season 7 — not renewed yet. 02 January 2010 at 11:23 am Posted in About Me, Hawaii, USA 2 comments » Tags: crank yankers, hawaii, my travels, scuba diving, special ed 2 Responses to 'I'm going to Hawaii! Crank Yankers (TV Series 2002–2020) Jim Florentine as Special Ed, Bobby Fletcher, Various. I WANNA GO TO HAWAII! I WANNA GO TO HAWAII! Special Ed: I like to make poo-snowballs and throw them at people YAAAAAAAAYYY!
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Security Receptionist:
Hello?
Bircham:
Hello? This the security guard place?
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Security Receptionist:
Yes this is.
Bircham:
Oh, great. My name's Birchum, I'm new to the area, and I'm lookin' for a job.
Security Receptionist:
Okay, right now we're not hiring because we don't have any openings.
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Not hiring, huh?
Security Receptionist:
No.
Bircham:
Not hiring guys who did two tours in 'Nam and are third degree blackbelts in Tae kwan do?
Security Receptionist:
Not at the moment.
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who can take an AK-47 blindfolded, break it down, oil it, and reassemble it in less than 4 minutes, you're not hiring any of them?
Security Receptionist:
We don't..
Bircham:
Al capone south beach. Not hiring a guy who can kill a man using only his thumb on his LEFT hand?
Security Receptionist:
No, we don't have any openings at the moment.
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Bircham:
Oh, great. My name's Birchum, I'm new to the area, and I'm lookin' for a job.
Security Receptionist:
Okay, right now we're not hiring because we don't have any openings.
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Not hiring, huh?
Security Receptionist:
No.
Bircham:
Not hiring guys who did two tours in 'Nam and are third degree blackbelts in Tae kwan do?
Security Receptionist:
Not at the moment.
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who can take an AK-47 blindfolded, break it down, oil it, and reassemble it in less than 4 minutes, you're not hiring any of them?
Security Receptionist:
We don't..
Bircham:
Al capone south beach. Not hiring a guy who can kill a man using only his thumb on his LEFT hand?
Security Receptionist:
No, we don't have any openings at the moment.
Crank Yankers Special Ed I Wanna Go To Hawaii
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who modified his AK-47 to go full automatic and added a forty round banana clip to it? You're not hiring that guy?
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who customized his van so it looked like the A-team van? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE THAT GUY?
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Bircham:
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE A GUY WHO LAID HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR THIS COUNTRY SO THAT YOU CAN GO HOME TO YOUR LESBIAN PARTNER AND LIVE IN A JUDGMENT-FREE SOCIETY? I THINK YOU ARE HIRING THAT GUY!
